zerosympathy:

*accidentally starts masturbating*

(via ugly)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via 1980sgotham)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via ugly)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via ugly)

(Source: ffifthharmony, via 1980sgotham)

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